At a party for their 10th anniversary, the deputy mayor of NY and his wife have gone missing. As the bewildered guests try to cover up the situation, misunderstandings multiply and the rumors fly faster than the truth. Neil Simon’s farce delivers nonstop laughs through sharp dialogue and escalating chaos. Come enjoy a hilarious evening of madcap comedy—because sometimes the cover-up is way more entertaining than the crime.

OCTOBER 2, 3, 9, 10, 11, 16 & 17 2026

PRODUCED by NicK Gould 

Suburban Holidays Fourteen is QP’s Annual Fundraiser. All new Holiday plays! A Holiday tradition continues for a 14th season – the perfect start to the Holiday season.

NOVEMBER 13, 14, 15, 20 & 21 2025

In the council chambers of Big Cherry, a routine meeting spirals into a gripping mystery when a new member starts asking questions about a missing colleague. The polite facade of small-town politics quickly cracks to reveal a dark secret buried within the town’s history. This sharp and chilling story explores the lengths people go to protect the myths they tell themselves. It is a powerful reminder that the truth eventually finds its way to the surface.

JANUARY 15, 16, 22, 23, 24, 29 & 30 2027 

In a secluded mountain retreat, six ambitious women come together to write their masterpieces but switch to alibis when one of them meets a mysterious demise. As they struggle to shield their secrets, a relentless inspector digs for the truth. Everyone is lying! In a race against time to unmask the killer, each must confront their deepest desires and wrestle with the bonds of love, art, and community. 

MARCH 12, 13, 19, 20, 21, 26 & 27 2027

Fifty years into their marriage, Bill and Nancy want a divorce. While they seem unfazed by the decision, their two adult sons are shaken to the core, forced to reexamine everything they thought they knew about their parents’ outwardly happy lives. In Bess Wohl’s emotional powder keg of a play, familial tensions are revealed and comedy is mined from the barbed comments that only people related to each other can launch.

MAY 14, 15, 21, 22, 23, 28 & 29 2027

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• FRIDAY & SATURDAY PERFORMANCES ARE AT 8 PM
• SUNDAY MATINEES ARE AT 2 PM
• ALL PLAYS ARE SUBJECT TO AVAILABILITY OF RIGHTS. QP RESERVES THE RIGHT TO SUBSTITUTE IF REQUIRED.