Quality community theater on Boston’s North Shore
Quality community theater on Boston’s North Shore
“If I die tomorrow, know that someone here killed me.” Former players of the all-
female baseball team, The Chesapeake Chicks, return from the funeral of an old
team member, Ann, and are given her journal, with the cryptic final message. It
turns their lives upside down as everyone tries to figure out who did it – will they
discover the truth before the killer strikes again? Come join the madness in this
new rollicking comedy!
Rita – (F) Ann’s twin sister. She is the most levelheaded of the group but appears to be
hiding something. 60s- 80s
Carrie – (F) Anns best friend who helped develop a code for the afterlife. She can be
daffy and believes she has the ability to converse with the dead. 60s – 80s.
Gertrude – (F) Anns understudy who is about to have her big theatrical debut. She is
described as the worst ball player, worst actress and worst singer by the girls. (role will
have to sing -but not have to sing well.) 60s-80s
Alice – (F) Ann’s ex-lover, very sarcastic in nature and is a gambler, who owes her
bookie a large sum of money. 60s-80s
Matthew – (M) Loveable new caretaker that looks after the girls. He, like most of the
girls, grew up an orphan. Must have great physicality and comedic timing. 20s – 30s.
Officer – (M) 20s – 40s. Police Officer/Detective, with questionable morals. Must be
able to do an English accent (doesn’t have to be done well)
Auditions will consist of readings from the script.
Audition sides available here: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1jXIb4F2hBa-ke1TwnN9R2wd_y7Im2FXv?usp=drive_link
Please sign up for what night of auditions you plan to attend. There are no assigned slots: https://www.signupgenius.com/go/60B094BACA62DA5F49-61556710-thechesapeake#/
If you have any questions, or cannot attend either night of auditions, please reach out the director at angelacourtneyrossi@hotmail.com